I've heard of guys having this fetish. I don't understand it, but I think it is a real thing. Sounds gross and dangerous. Make sure to wear those mittens they provide when filling up.
Guy, It's obviously someone's sick idea of a joke. Anyone with half a brain knows that a good liberal votes at least 4-5 times. Gotta get to the cemeteries early to get the good names.
Good point Sabre. And that may explain why we see a late influx of Democrat votes pouring in on Election day - apparently it takes longer to collect the votes from the cemeteries than from the polling places.