The dulcet tones of Sean McDonnough doing play by play. Maybe if I sit on a cheese grater for the rest of the game I'll be distracted.
As it happened, the pain of the actual game helped to numb the pain from the announcers. Plus, I sort of stopped paying attention to them. But I will say this: is Chris Spielman the single least energetic, least compelling, least interesting color commentator on TV? It's weird because I usually complain about announcers being too loud, obnoxious and abrasive, but with Chris, it's like he's sitting around a table in the library discussing ideas for a senior thesis, with the librarian glaring at him to "keep it down". I wasn't very interested in the specifics of the game, once it spiraled out of control, so I don't know whether Sean did his typical job of embarrassing himself by obsessing over irrelevant details, missing calls on the field and generally not understanding how football is played.
