Funny story (to me; not my wife)...the last time I saw the Stros in person (@ Enron Field) I was with my wife & 2 (then) young sons. I was in a wheelchair. As the game ended I put the car keys in my lap, turned & pushed about 30' toward the exit. Looked down & the keys were gone. I mean, Black Hole gone. My wife & I retraced my path a brazilian times; then started going thru trash can after trash can after trash can after trash can...up to our shoulders in 1/2 eaten hot dogs, chili, queso, beer & a little vomit thrown in for good measure. The keys were in a black hole & have never been seen since outside that black hole. 2 hrs later (well after mid-nite) the locksmith showed up to unlock our car (where we had a spare key).
1 month later we took the boys to DKR/Memorial for a game. After the game we walked back to the truck (I was on crutches), as we approached I pull the keys out of my pocket 20' from the truck & hung them by the key ring on my pinky finger. By the time we got to the truck...black holed again. (Had to give some business to the Austin locksmith industry too.)
That was over 25 yrs ago. To this day when we arrived @ our destination I gladly surrender the keys to my wife. If anybody ever goes inside a black hole & finds 2 sets of vehicle keys, they're mine. Pls return them so I can get my wife off my back.
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Last edited: Oct 25, 2022