We'll be lucky to get half a first down the entire day. OU could beat us with only 7. Them boys is good.
I don't see how there's any hope, fellas. I'm packing a bag with a cutoff Teddy Lehman jersey, jorts, and strap sandals and athletic socks just so I can fit in after we get blown out.
My Bill from Sinton Focusness Goggles have gone foggy. The sewners have never seen our offense, which will be a huge advantage for them as it's difficult to understand what's coming next even when you have seen it. Our defense is moving around at 100 mph every play and stunting and whatnot and so they are not going to be ready at all to play a team that will look very similar to previous OU teams. We are doomed. Utterly doomed.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So there is a way! Mack should take a picture of Pat Sajak and on every play, point it toward the OU players.
OU plays with 5 WR's, 4 RB's and 3 TE's. How will our 2 little DB's and our DT possibly be able to slow down the onslaught? On offense, our 2 QB's, without anyone to throw to and going against all 77 defenders on the OU defense, will have more INT's and fumbles than Landry Jones has nose hairs! We are doomed!