Bob Stoops laughs when Spock dies in Wrath of Khan

Bob Stoops didn't want Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn to get back together in "The Break Up"

 

Bob Stoops picked up the tab for Iran's Ahmadinejads trip to the US.

 

Bob Stoops only buys Alka Seltzer when he goes to the beach.

 

Bob Stoops does not care about black people

 

Bob Stoops was John Bender's "Old Man" in The Breakfast Club.

 

Horns fans are great. This is why i love this site.

 

Bob Stoops doesn't like massages with happy endings.

 

Bob Stoops put the Alpha Omega house on double secret probation.

 

Bob Stoops sharts in hot tubs.

 

Bob Stoops makes the props for Carrot Top

 

Bob Stoops gets into the right lane at a light when he's not turning just to piss off everyone behind him who wants to turn right on red.

 

Bob Stoops drives out of his way to run over baby ducklings on the side of the road.

 

Bob Stoops was the Gimp.

 

Bob Stoops roots for the Yankees

 

Bob Stoops steals other peoples' BBQ leftovers out of the fridge at work.

and then denies it

 

Bob Stoops created the infomercial.

 

Bob Stoops doesn't like threads that say that Bob Stoops likes stuff.

 

Bob Stoops' Mother was a hamster and his father smelled of Elderberries!

 

Bob Stoops hates Jason McElwain

 

bob stoops hates chick-fil-a.

 

Bob Stoops rated the Mira thread a 1*.

 

Bob Stoops steals toasters.

 

Bob Stoops thinks Hitler was just misunderstood.

 

Bob Stoops doesn't call his Dad after listening to Cats in the Cradle.

 

Bob Stoops was watching the GEICO caveman commericals one day and thought to himself "this concept would make for a successful sitcom".....

 

Bob Stoops likes chat during football games.

 

Bob Stoops thinks using the word "dojo" is stupid.

 

Bob Stoops always asks people at work if they have a case of the Mondays.