Happy Gilmore question

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by rtchorn, Dec 25, 2007.

  1. rtchorn

    rtchorn 250+ Posts

    He wins one tournament and he's on the professional tour? How am I supposed to believe that?
     
  2. hitbyatrain

    hitbyatrain 250+ Posts

    Wasn't it a "tour qualifier?"
     
  3. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    are you talking **** about the Waterbury Open?
     
  4. bigup2dahorns

    bigup2dahorns 250+ Posts

    the price is wrong *****.

    i forgot the question
     
  5. TheYoungHorn

    TheYoungHorn 25+ Posts

    The Waterbury open was no doubt a qualifying tournament.

    This was due to the fact that the Waterbury Open's title sponsor was Diet Pepsi--the official diet soft drink of the PGA. Because of the sponsors power, the winner of the Waterbury open earned a spot to play on the PGA tour, in a basic pay for play scheme. For those familiar with the Michele Wie use of sponsor exemptions to play in the PGA, it is similar to that.
     
  6. I_Live_In_OK

    I_Live_In_OK 500+ Posts

    Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
     
  7. horngrad03

    horngrad03 250+ Posts

    Because the tour was inverted.
     
  8. Hornin Hong Kong

    Hornin Hong Kong 1,000+ Posts

    just as an aside I saw Adam Sandler with the wife(hot) and Nanny (hot) and kids at the zoo in hawaii.

    I wasnt sure it was him until he spoke. Unmistakable.
     
  9. killer b's

    killer b's 25+ Posts

    Hot nanny=living the life
     
  10. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    Grizzly Adams did have a beard
     
  11. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden 500+ Posts


     
  12. SA_Town_Horn

    SA_Town_Horn 500+ Posts

    Happy look out....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
     
  13. SuperG24

    SuperG24 100+ Posts

    Hey Shooter, wanna go to the Sizzler?
     
  14. lowery21

    lowery21 250+ Posts

    JACKASS!!!!!
     
  15. happy fun ball

    happy fun ball 100+ Posts

    Hot nanny is just dumb. My somewhat overweight 45 year old sister hired a hot Brasilian nanny, yada yada yada she's now on prozac and she and her husband are in counseling.
     
  16. UofTOrange

    UofTOrange 250+ Posts

    Blue Jacket, Green Jacket, who gives a ****
     
  17. MissingInAction

    MissingInAction 100+ Posts

    his name is "shooter".
     
  18. HornsOverIthaca

    HornsOverIthaca 250+ Posts

    And it's pronounced "Shootaaah"
     
  19. ptownhorn

    ptownhorn 1,000+ Posts

    It's nudie magazine day!!! oooops wrong movie, but it was Red Lopster, not Sizzler get it straight dammit
     
  20. WhoooTex

    WhoooTex 100+ Posts

    what in the ******* hell is a lopster
     
  21. TexasIsBetter

    TexasIsBetter 100+ Posts

    Shooter - "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!"
    Happy - "You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"


    "Meestah, Meestah, GET ME OUTTA HERE, MEESTAH!"
     
  22. longhornmatt

    longhornmatt 25+ Posts

    Hell no. Damn alligator bit my hand off.
     
  23. BHood27

    BHood27 25+ Posts

    How about I just go eat some hay. I could make things out of clay, and lay by the bay. I just may. What d'ya say?
     
  24. Tim & Omar's Apt

    Tim & Omar's Apt 100+ Posts

    "I WANNA KISS YOU ALL OVA. ALL OVA AND OVA AGAIN!"
     
  25. bluto

    bluto 500+ Posts

    there has never been a more rushed line than "the gold jacket's yours, shooters gonna choke"

    and its 'gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a ****'
     
  26. TheYoungHorn

    TheYoungHorn 25+ Posts

    I am glad bluto did it, because I was about to have to correct the jacket line also.
     
  27. Son of a Son

    Son of a Son 1,000+ Posts

    And in Happy Gilmore, it's DEFINITELY "The Sizzler", not Red Lobster
     
  28. jt09

    jt09 500+ Posts

    Let's get back to hot nannies. Where's Ajax been lately?
     
  29. Longhorny630

    Longhorny630 1,000+ Posts

    he wants to go to both red lobster and the sizzler.

    "what would i know, im just a doctor..."
     
  30. rtchorn

    rtchorn 250+ Posts

    till the night closes in.

    You no want breakfast?
     

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