Tiger seriously injured in car wreck

Discussion in 'Cactus Cafe' started by hookem2003, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    Golf club or not, he could have taken her down if he wanted to. She would get some shots, maybe one or two but he could demolish her if he had an inclination to do so, especially in self defense. Things like public perception and such may not enter ones mind at the heat of the moment in maybe a battle for survival as an iron is being swung at you by an enraged spouse.

    I think it actually speaks well for him that he did not (that we know of) rough her up or beat the **** out of her. He seems to have just wanted to get the hell out of there even with her in pursuit. If he can get away he could have gotten his own club or pummel her.

    This could have gotten really ugly.
     
  2. AustinBat

    AustinBat 2,500+ Posts


     
  3. CanaTigers

    CanaTigers 2,500+ Posts

    I wonder if he has a strong Pre-Nuptial contract. If not he will be looking at years of massive child support on top of losing a large share of his assets. I thought Earl had taught him better.
     
  4. BigWill

    BigWill 2,500+ Posts

    maybe loop, but reports are that he's completely elvis'ed out on painkillers. If that's true, she maybe could f**k him up.
     
  5. AustinBat

    AustinBat 2,500+ Posts


     
  6. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    A celebrity has a car wreck of a minor nature.

    The 24 hour news cycle turns this into War and Peace.

    Leave them alone to sort out their differences. It is no concern.
     
  7. ptownhorn

    ptownhorn 1,000+ Posts

    Looks like Tigers squeeky clean image just got tarnished a little bit.
     
  8. BigWill

    BigWill 2,500+ Posts

    tmz is saying they cancelled yet another interview with the cops.

    how the f**k can they get away with this?
     
  9. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    The Dan Patrick Show has a better chance of interviewing Tiger than the police at this point.
     
  10. JohnnyM

    JohnnyM 2,500+ Posts


     
  11. pulque

    pulque 1,000+ Posts


     
  12. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    No, but I have had a man attack and chase me with a knife. He was unlucky to be a man, he got dropped. A woman, I don't know. My instinct to not hit a woman would likely kick in and I am hosed.

    Have you ever been chased by a 9 Iron Mamba? I can answer for you. No, you have not because nobody has and ever lived.
     
  13. rickysrun

    rickysrun 2,500+ Posts

    If she did anything to Tiger that wasn't induced by him ie an affair, or he was whacked out on pain pills, then she's gone. Tiger is cut throat and she will get the bare minimum that he owes her according to the law. Team Tiger won't have any of that **** if she's just crazy. She'll be back in Sweeden being a nanny before she knows what hit her.
     
  14. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    Whatever the facts turn out to be in this case, you have to remain in awe of Tiger's unmatched skills. Do you know how hard it is to hit a fire hydrant and a tree in your own driveway?
     
  15. BigWill

    BigWill 2,500+ Posts

    cops are getting a search warrant now.The Link
     
  16. Third Coast

    Third Coast 10,000+ Posts

    I don't know who is advising him, but refusing to speak to the authorities is only throwing fuel on the fire and inviting people to assume the worst.
     
  17. general35

    general35 5,000+ Posts

    how the f**k can they get away with this?
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    well its private property. you dont even need a license to drive on private property.
     
  18. ImissWallyPryor

    ImissWallyPryor 1,000+ Posts

    I know this shouldn't have a place in this whole conversation, but I never thought TW's wife was that attractive. I don't understand the whole craze about how smokin' hot she is (world's-richest-athlete's-wife hot, that is). There's something about her mouth and nose that looks funny to me. Add to that the possibility that she's bat **** crazy. Maybe I missed the bikini pics. I know, I know... I'm shallow. [​IMG]
     
  19. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts


     
  20. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    Tiger's work ethic is still second to none. He still is the first one on the course and the last to leave after a round. He puts in so much more and it shows. Had Phil the work ethic and drive of Tiger he may not be a footnote in the history of golf as Tiger's play toy # whatever on the golf course.

    You will find this sort of arrogance more often than not in athletes and maybe other professions when one is so dominant. Michael Jordan is not a nice guy, he's a bit of a prick, actually. Lance Armstrong, ditto. They have that extra extra gear that the vast majority of others don't have. Combine it with amazing talent and you get the perfect storm.

    Are there exceptions, sure, there has to be. But Michael is the greatest, he is the chosen one. Tiger, ditto. Lance is off the charts a bad *** on a cycle. The elite of the elite are wired different and the act different too.

    They are not bad people, they are just drawn that way.
     
  21. Wild Bill

    Wild Bill 1,000+ Posts

    loop, your insight into these guys is IMO right on the money. You should have been a psychiatrist.

    As for Tiger, I hope he's not having an affair, but it would explain the wife taking a golf club to the rear window of his Escalade. A woman scorned .........
     
  22. BigWill

    BigWill 2,500+ Posts

  23. HornHuskerDad

    HornHuskerDad 5,000+ Posts

    By golly, that $164 fine will teach him! Hit him hard in the pocketbook...

    HHD [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  24. CanaTigers

    CanaTigers 2,500+ Posts


     
  25. Tiger apologizes for letting his family down... no details though.

    Link
     
  26. BA93

    BA93 1,000+ Posts

    He's admitting it now on his website.
    The Link
     
  27. YoLaDu

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  28. YoLaDu

    YoLaDu Guest

    from his website

     
  29. HornBud

    HornBud 2,500+ Posts

    Tiger, Next time you are on the hunt for some strange, keep in mind that hookers aren't paid for sex, they are paid to go away and stfu. $5k/hour is going to be looking damn right cheap once the endorsements drop off and after you buy an "I'm sorry" diamond.
     
  30. RayDog

    RayDog 500+ Posts

    Stolen off the web

    Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

    If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

    What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

    What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

    Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

    Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

    What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

    Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.

    Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

    Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.

    It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.

    Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

    What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

    Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

    Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

    What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

    First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
     

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