Dollar Bill w/ this week's Golden aggy Moment

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by HousHorn09, Sep 10, 2010.

  1. HousHorn09

    HousHorn09 2,500+ Posts

    Where to begin...? There's just so many & so little time. The Link

     
  2. jcz

    jcz 100+ Posts


     
  3. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Good find HH9 - some jewels there.

    Just a random thought $Bill... maybe if aggy put a better product on the field and won more games, more people would buy tickets?
     
  4. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

    I think that’s so cute - Aggy wants to be on TV.
    How precious [​IMG]
     
  5. BillyW

    BillyW 500+ Posts

    Maybe they should go on Dancing With The Stars. That seems to be where the rest of the attention whores that everyone is tired of go.
     
  6. l00p

    l00p 10,000+ Posts

    They can have their yell leaders do the Tra-la-la on Rupaul's show.
     
  7. wadster

    wadster 5,000+ Posts

    If you're aggy and want to get on TV, you better schedule someone with a pulse. Course if they play a decent team to get on TV, they lose. Pooooooooor aggy.
     
  8. Tommy_Grand

    Tommy_Grand 500+ Posts

    I saw aggy on TV several times last year. Versus arkie (lost 47-19), okie state (lost 36-31), kansas state (lost 62-14), colorado (lost 35-34), ou (lost 65-10), TEXAS (lost 49-39) and versus uga (lost 44-10).

    Apparently, the various teevee networks conspired to make aggy lose EVERY TELEVISED GAME.

    Why in God's holy name would they want to be on TV ever again????
     
  9. lhbruleshalftime

    lhbruleshalftime 250+ Posts

    "We worked with the Cowboys to get more amenities"?

    Aggy runs dead dog field and Jerry just built a Taj Mahal, and aggy is telling him how to do gameday?

    I can only assume this means that aggy begged to get permission to use the restrooms during the game.... [​IMG]
     
  10. Burnt TC

    Burnt TC < 25 Posts

    My favorite Dollar Bill moment was when he discussed the new technology to reduce pigeon **** on the ramp into the football stadium...this was a highlight for the season with Coach Fran....still laugh and think about this. [​IMG]
     
  11. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts


     
  12. Max Powers

    Max Powers 100+ Posts


     
  13. Doughbroz

    Doughbroz 250+ Posts

    Maybe he thinks that being the home team means they get the last chance to run out of time?
     
  14. WashU-Horn

    WashU-Horn 500+ Posts

    By "less" he means "fewer"

    What a dumbass!
     
  15. UTEE

    UTEE 1,000+ Posts


     
  16. Lidig8r

    Lidig8r 250+ Posts

    Thank you Wash - U Horn. Was just going to comment on that.

    He is supposed to be the power in their athletic department? Good Lord, at least know how to use the Queen's English properly.
     
  17. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    You use "fewer" when the noun you reference can be preceded by a number. Example: I lost fewer pounds than Joe lost. You can put a number in front of the word "pounds", such as 12 pounds.

    You use "less" when the noun you are discussing cannot be preceded by a number. Example: It takes less time when you use the shortcut. You can't put a number of front of the word "time." Saying 17 time makes no sense.

    Just one of my many grammatical pet peeves ...
     
  18. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts


     
  19. GemStateJim

    GemStateJim 2,500+ Posts


     
  20. longtex

    longtex Guest


     
  21. RecklessKelli

    RecklessKelli 250+ Posts


     
  22. Joe Fan

    Joe Fan 10,000+ Posts

    Jerry Jones only charged $75 for student tickets for the TCU game. On the surafce, it looks like he is screwing aggy students out of an extra $10. So, you have got to give him that at least.
     
  23. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Stat,
    In your example, "time" is used as an adjective, not a noun. [​IMG]
     
  24. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Only an aggie would feel the need to rationalize and explain why their game with SFA was not on television. Because why WOULDN'T the world want to see that???
     
  25. PabTexas

    PabTexas 250+ Posts

    LMAO. This is just classic.

    At least they'll be on TV in November when we kick their ***.
     

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