Passed over for the post of Earth's spokesperson to arriving aliens: Outrage I'm pissed. I'm stunned.
You shouldn't be so surprised. The U.N. did not want these important visitors locked in an equipment room should they refuse to bow down to their piratical overlord.
Not to take this to the West Mall rant, but was that article a joke? If not, what a waste of space in New York the UN is.