History Channel-USC v. Greatest armies in history

Discovery Channel is going to air a one hour special: USC's offense v. a Great White Shark

 

Just one shark?

Pity the Geat White!

 

you guys got it on the wrong channel, on Sci Fi....they are previewing a match-up of USC and the Jedi Counsel...early oddsmakers have SC as a 7 point favorite....people cant stop talking about Reggie with a light saber

 

If you had given Pete a month to gameplan, he would've won at Waterloo.

 

The Nerd Channel is doing SC vs. a team of all Transformers. For the sake of making it fair, it's an all star team of Autobots and Decepticons.

 

Have they shown the 2005 Route of the French led by general J. White?

 

If only USC would have been at the Alamo...

 

The newest 'CNN Presents' predicts USC mops up al-Qaeda in 2006

 

If only USC would've been in New York on 9-11

 

The obvious reference is missing.

TROJANS.

The 2005 Trojans would have easily defeated the Greeks on the fields of Ilium, as opposed to the 4th century BC Trojans.. Hector lost to Achilles when everyone knows Reggie Bush would have defeated the demi-god.

 

A&E has the biography of Reggie Bush on next week.

I heard that although Bill Gates and his wife, and Bono were "people of the year" there was some serious discussion of making Reggie Bush the Time Magazine Person of the Year.

Oh, and the Nobel awards committee is considering starting a Nobel Prize in Athletics, just because Reggie Bush is like something the Earth has never seen before.

 

The WE Network (Women's Entertainment) is having a special on the love story between Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey this coming weekend.

 

Cirque du Soleil has in production "Trojanusc", their newest touring act that will open in Paris next month.

 

LMFAO

This is the thread of the day. I really needed this laugh after a horrible weekend.

 

Sci-Fi has anounced an additional feature from Japan with USC v. Godzilla and Mothra.

 

Next season:

USC Apprentice

Contestants vie to become the next football trainer intern for the USC Trojans. Tasks will include decorating eye-black, bleaching Petey Carroll's skid-marked briefs and attending parties with USC footballers to ensure they do not become the subjects of problematic photographs with skank groupies. Trump expected to make guest appearance with his good buddy, Reggie Bush. Someone will be fired.

This show is destined for a long run.

 

The Cartoon Network is going to show a simulated game between USC and the Justice League of America. Superman will be the spy assigned to Reggie. Batman and Robin are on the corners covering Jarrett and Smith. Flash and Green Lantern round out the defensive backfield. The Wonder Twins will be in the form of the Pittsburgh Steelers' Steel Curtain. Gleek is playing middle linebacker.

 

What if USC were shrunk to one eighth their actual size???

Mini-Trojans 31
Texas 10

 

I just read that USC cracked the Weather Channel's top 5 "Devastating Storms of the 21st Century" list, just between Katrina and the tsunami.

 

USC has been established as four galaxy favorite over the Romulans. I mighty be willing to give one galaxy, but four? That's unheard of....

 

Emeril Legasse, of the Food Network's "Emeril Live" just announced that he's replacing Doc Gibbs with Reggie Bush because "that Reggie can really cook, BAM!!!.......and he can kick it up another notch!"

BREAKING NEWS....... President Bush, in today's press conference, admitted that the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq was problematic. He claimed that Hussein had transmogrified the WMDs into the person of Reggie Bush and smuggled him out to California just before the Allied invasion a couple of years ago.

 

Turner Classic Movies is showing a replay of that daring and noble piece cataloguing the triumphant victory for the Trojans over the almighty yet ignoble Fresno State Bulldogs.

Set your DVRs.

 

what aggy did in WWII pales in comparison to what the Trojans did.

 

ABC, partner network to ESPN, has announced that they will change their call letters to "USC", beginning on January 1.

 

ESPN Classic's did a special on USC vs. Ditka.

They voted Ditka over USC in a close one.