I saw the headline "Racy Madonna Photos Discovered" on Yahoo and it struck me funny. Not the best headline I ever saw, My favorite was the home canning article header "You can put pickles up yourself."
Even though she is not Asian, our friend Mistah I00p will be very interested in the racy photos of the Material Girl
Comrade loop is busy with Natasha and brushing up on his dancing skills. She is using the lure of her big babooshkas to make Comrade loop strong Russian dancing man. The Link
I always thought l00p was more of a singer than a dancer. The Link This is how he gets all the women with big babooshkas.
I think if Comrade loop sounded and looked like a spawn of Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows that Natasha's big babooshkas would turn to little nonooshkas!
omg, Costanza. I want to yet don't want to know how you knew to find that or that it existed. But you did. I am putting in the proper paperwork to send all of you to the GULAG!!! May there be swinging gates left on you from Yeti's. May the fleas of a million yaks infest your armpits.
Heard there are racy photos of the beautiful and charming Lady Gaga out there... no doubt Mistah I00p in search mode for those!
I admit that I actually owned a pair of platform shoes in the past, not something I'm proud of. Was not a good look when your 6' 3", but our center on our basketball team was 6' 6" and wore them so hey I thought why not. As far as that movie goes I did see it only because my roomate and I had the newfangled HBO while at UT in 1980. We had a big party and had a double feature of the original "Halloween" followed by "Saturday Night Fever." I made some pretty good moves that night, but they were on a coed with big babooshkas whose last name and I swear it's true was "Head." No she was not Russian and her first name was not "Bobble." I returned her mostly unharmed the next morning to Kinsolving dorm to the very unapproving looks of the dorm lady that unlocked the door in the lobby for us.
I will you remind you my son as I did Ms. Head that is better to give than receive. During Halloween we were sitting on the couch in close proximity and she jumped at one scarry scene and spilled a whole glass of frozen strawberry daiquiri on my shirt. I went and changed shirts and came back to the couch. She said she was so sorry and asked if I could forgive her. I looked at those big babooshkas and said quite convincibly that I could indeed. Later when everybody had left she was quite convincing in making it up to me. Comrade loop must have these experiences. We must not forget our goal here of bringing him a Princess loop hopefully with big babooshkas and other qualities. We must make Comrade loop forget the erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming fantasies he had coming home from the Nam. We mush make him forget he is in a world of sh*t and that he is still alive! The Link
Mistah I00p - did you ever try famous Chinese Basket... greater reliever of daily stress and tension for young Comrade I00p
This is getting conflusing. So would that make you the mansnake? Maybe Comrade loop has a future as a porn star as he unleashes his "manskake" on Cinemax.
I typed that with one eye on the Super Bowl pregame show. I meant mansnake and I think that would be good new handle for loop. Think how the ladies will respond to the new name. Comrade "mansnake" will have them swooning.
In reply to: "Maybe Comrade loop has a future as a porn star as he unleashes his "manskake" on Cinemax." This image of Mistah I00p makes me blush
Why do you have your mouth open, Worster? Are you implying that you've wrestled with this snake before? On a plane, perhaps? Maybe you're implying that we should be finding a prince for comrade l00p instead of a princess. Stalin love you long time.
Would wrestling with that kind of snake on a plaine qualify one for the "Mile High Club?" That would make a movie of a different genre than the original, but with his being in every other motion picture ever made Samuel L. Jackson would still star in it. Well if Kevin Bacon who is in the every other picture that Jackson is not in can't make it. Of course now that Comrade loop is an up and coming (with his mansnake) porn star he may get the role. Yes, "up and coming" was intentially used in that sentence for the inquiring minds.
