I remember it something like:
Local official goes to visit aggy farm for inspection. He asks aggy "How are you treating your animals".
Aggy say "very good".
Official sees a horse and says "good - do you mind if I ask the horse how you treat him". aggy scoffs "horses don't talk". Official approaches the horse anyway and asks: "How are you being treated". The horse replies: "he feeds me well, keeps me in the barn when it is cold, rides me, brushes my coat".
The aggy is astonished!
The official sees a cow and says: "mind if I ask the cow how he is treated." aggy is still bewildered by the horse talking but says "uh, sure". Official says to the cow " and how are you treated". The cow says: "very well, he milks me early in the morning, gives me plenty of grass to eat - no complaints".
The aggy is stunned!
So the official spots some sheep nearby and says: "so now i want to talk to one of your sheep".
The aggy screams out: "SHEEP LIE !!!"
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Last edited: Feb 13, 2018