Here at Hornfans, we live by the saying, “What starts here is uphauling.” The role of a sponsoring poster at Hornfans brings with it the responsibilities beyond that of the average poster. We are expected to serve as ambassadores, it is our duty to utilize our keyboard and role as posters on the internet to push for change to the benefit of the entire Hornfans community. We aim to hold Dion accountable to a higher standard by not only asking him to keep his promise of condemning trolls on this forum, but to go beyond this by taking action to make Hornfans more comfortable and inclusive for the know-it-all posters that has fervently annoyed this forum. On behalf of the Hornfans sponsoring posters, we ask to have the following issues addressed through implementaion or a plan for implementation at the start of Dia de Los Muertos. We will continue to post, like, complain, troll, and poop on posts, but without official commitment from Dion we will not be participating in polls or prediction contests. We are asking our fellow non sponsoring posters to stand with us. We officially requests the following: A Forum dedicated to all things Air Supply. The replacement of mousepads with PS5s. A statue of the Blessed Mother on a banner. An outreach program for trolls. Donate 0.5% of annual earning to the Knights of Columbus. Lifting the requirement of posters to stay on topic.
Non-sponsors expect something for nothing and are satisfied to have their HF entertainment subsidized by the productive class Can we talk about Michael Bolton or maybe y'all can't handle the sweet sexy ballad [*gently slaps own buttocks in a provocative way]
I knew something was wrong the moment I found HF.... It all makes sense now. The whole history of HF is patently Saucist and I aim to prove it.
Funny I am sitting here reading this as I finish off the last pieces of Fried Catfish and pups from my every Friday night happy hour and fish fry in my garage. No tarter or red sauce. Spicy Whataburger ketchup only.
I guess I could go fish on Fridays if there's sauce, doesn't matter which 'cause I don't really see color. I'll just have to move my Bob Armstrong and Knockouts back a day in the rotation. You pious ********.
This place is filled with Saucists who think this is a joke. But I live by the mantra, Dion: I'll give you my cocktail sauce when you pry from my cold, dead hands (or when you fry it up on Fridays!).
The spicy Whataburger ketchup is a proper sauce imo. It has high fructose corn syrup so you know it's good.
Being half Cajun I have to have a sauce for everything and I make them all. Fish must have tartar sauce, shrimp red and crawfish need my secret sauce. Any sauce on a steak should be illegal.