A creepy guy asked me out

This weird guy from work asked me out via email and I'm not sure how to respond to him. He has already left a voicemail and I'm afraid that he is going to come by my office tomorrow it I dont't respond. He seems nice but he has weird names for his bikes and I have heard him refer to me as #5. What do I do?

 

have we not beaten this into the ground enough?

 

Tell him you only go out with guys that refer to you as #1.

 

See if he's into sandwiches.

 

Yeah, I'm surprised this thread took this long to happen, but it was definitely inevitable.

One star.

 

he has to ask you out in a creepy manner at least 5 times to show true devotion....

 

Don't go and tell your mom about this!

 

Tell him he's a weird *** and to stop calling you #5. That should do the trick.

 

1 - 4 are probably in his freezer

 

Bacon and Cheese Whataburger combo.

With taste like that, he can't be too bad.

 

"#5" is better than "tard face"

 

does he grow vegetables and roses?

 

OMG!!!111!1!!!! You must be the chick that PO1D is obsessed about!!!11!!!11!

 

Tell him you want to do #2 on him.

If he says yes, he's a keeper.

 

I prefer the scale of 10 to the star rating. And this post gets a -10. If this post played the Bears, it'd be 227 to -2, Bearsss.

 

how's your shot with a 3 iron?

 

You'll be humming a different tune in 6 months.

 

whoever typed this post was probably just giggling to themselves, thinking how funny they are and how they'd get lots of props and laughs from the hornfans regulars.

well, not, this is stupid, pathetic and way, way too predictable. but more than all that, it isn't even funny.

try again. -5 stars

 

This thread is weaker than Danny Manning's knees.

 

got any pics?

 

I realize that this is just a play on the other thread. But the first thing that came to mind is the irony of posting a thread about a creepy guy on a board filled with creepy guys.

 

The only time this type of thread was ever funny was the original one - "Somebody threw a Coke on me."

Other than that, meh.

But, what if this is like that episode of Cheers and this really is Wade Boggs, I mean, the woman that Po1D asked out. That would be classic.

 

Tell him your favorite move is "The Wheelie".

 

Tell him you are having a lezzie affair with the Toaster Lady!

 

I award you no stars and may God have mercy on your soul.