Fill in the blank ________ . Q: What did one aggy yell leader say to the other? A: Keep your hands there one more minute, and I will be your friend for life!
The Link Just having the urge to ask this kind of question on a internet fan board (Ag tag and all) is downright hysterical.
That's what's so great about aggy fan. While they can predict occasional losses for the fightin' men of manure, they just can't bring themselves to acknowledge that a loss to those damned sips is even a possibility. This despite any what rational comparative examination of the players would reveal. Makes beating their asses so much more fun!
Jumpin' Joeckels, Kingfish!! It had to happen and now it has. That well known judge of talent (IF they like aggy) has, um, sorta, kinda adjusted his evaluations of recruits. To wit.... (in his top 110): The numba three QB is now the Joeckel boy, having pledged to lead aggy to another national champeenship. He has joined the Showers boy (at numba two). Case McCoy has dropped, naturally, to numba four. This is objectively based on the highly competitive spring games. As purely coincidental, QB Joeckel's bro, Luke, has now vaulted to numba three on the offensive line, jumping Espinosa. The criteria for jumping, entirely objective, would never be based on drinking maroon koolaid, but I digress. Mista Loochie continues his entirely unbiased evaluations and pleases the aggy nation that they now have leapfrogged them nasties ova in Austin. Congrats, Loochie.
Ok, so back to the photo of the nut squeezing........did anyone else notice that every single one of them have something square/rectangular in or near their pockets? Is every damned thing about them square?
The mind-boggling reality of a situation where a former all-male school clings to its outmoded traditions so slavishly that women squeeze their non-existant missing parts that are supposed to be squeezed-this cannot be comprehended by a rational human being. Can you imagine a guy's mother admitting she did this? I'm getting my mom an extra gift this Mother's Day for choosing UT. Thanks, Mom.
