aggy Pics & Gifs - cuz it's the offseason

Oh! Well then a$m east!

 

Hey Mississippi - our aggy are more worser than your aggie!!!

 

Looking for a great date idea with your boot-chaser? Or a 'guys night out' with your 'ol lady? Look no further than Corps of Cadets: The Musical, a dazzling, toe-tapping extravaganza. You are sure to be humming the tunes of 'Khaki Love Makes Me So Blue', 'Get Me to the Quad on Time', and 'I Cogitated a Cogitation' as you leave the theatre.

Written by Cadet Robert Bannon '16 for the enjoyment of cadets and non-regs alike, proceeds will benefit Aggie Rings for Veterans and the Lone Survivor Foundation. Help us raise money, awareness, and appreciation for our veterans!

Make it to our 2pm show, or our 7pm final production. Or come to both! Marvel in the talent of the actors, laugh with cadets and non regs alike, and most importantly, support our veterans!


Buy your ticket now!
http://boxoffice.tamu.edu/event/eaf692d4aec7d2f9d9976968bbb2312f

Here's what you can expect. It's very diverse and yes Mr. Fonda, it went through many workshops, we call them barns.

It's very off Broadway all right. Where is Neil Patrick Harris when you need him? I could see this on the Tony Awards.

 

Thread needs a bump:

 

that made my eyes bleed.

 

Look at the weird body language much less the out of sync yard line markers.... just prior to the photo was the chick with the 40 at her feet previously grabbing her testicles?

 

Based on what I know about anatomy, No, unless under a highly unusual circumstance she's carrying a pair that once belonged to someone else.

 

At the annual Lamb Introductions....

 

Funny stuff

 

Better slogan: "Nos Mutus" and/or "Sed coitus oves malo"

 

Texas Longhorns Football.... #errbody

aggy football... #nurrbody

 

omg lsufreek is awesome

 

Love the background when the dog and JFF run away. Also, the "SEC For Dummies" book...

 

Caption Contest

What caption best fits this... whatever it is below?​

 

Re: Caption Contest, I submit:

Hey Cadet, that's a real swell looking date you got there for homecoming. Did you score with her last night?

Cadet: Thumbs up!

 

Reveille, the first ever ventriloquist dog prepares for a show. She never moves her muzzle or even puts a paw down her "dummy's" back, who is named Ryan.

Ryan is having a tear in his head mended by a stagehand, the result of a strange incident, involving other dummies of his type. We asked for more information, but were refused. The only explanation given was that Ryan is a dummy, so he and others like him, do dumb things.

An anonymous source told us that the incident involve several dummies like Ryan and a local heard of sheep.

Ryan would not divulge any further information, but incriminating wool was found on his uniform. He only said, with the help of Reveille of course, that it was just some stuffing, that came out of his torn head.

Animal Planet will introduce a new show this fall called "Reveille and Ryan." The dynamic duo will be featured doing all kinds of fun activities on campus, at Texas A&M.

A preview of the first show is going to a local bar, with head football coach, Kevin Sumlin, then meeting a recruit, for the football team. It's all that was revealed, by you know that hilarious hijinks and shenanigans will follow, no doubt.

 

I'm intrigued... not only love the above but also tomfoolery, skulduggery, mischief and clowning around!

 

"If you were to give the State of Texas an enema, Collie Station is where you would insert the hose." – unknown Longhorn poster

 

"Sur, I'll have amuthur - gotta git my SWAAAAAG on!"​

 

We lost another one?​

 

Nice!