Bijan Mustardson

"It's like a touchdown in your mouth!"

 

OMG that's funny - tell me that's not real tho?

 

You HAVE to check out the website, it is absolutely EPIC!

The Official Dijon of Bijan

 

Love it!

I just figured out what the 2022 Prediction Contest winners are getting for prizes. Y'all gettin mustard.

 

It’ll break your mouth's ankles

 

From the Bijan Mustardson website FAQ

Did Bijan really make this mustard?

Bijan worked with a bunch of top-quality chefs to make this mustard in the offseason. Or as Bijan calls it, the mustard season.

What can I eat Bijan Mustardson with?

Bijan Mustardson is best served among hot dogs, burgers, pretzels, and touchdowns.

Bijan Mustard =

 

There's an Instagram account too, of course.

https://www.instagram.com/bijanmustardson/

 

Last time I broke my mouth's ankles I wound up in the hospital & had to do 8 weeks of P.T.

 

Just in case you haven't yet seen the back of the bottle.

"Now you're the coach and your mouth is the field. Put my mustard in the game and win..."

 

This mustard is something I WILL buy and try out on my slacker taste buds!