Crazy girlfriend absconded with 50k cash, 1957 ..

Colt Python, my fave cuff links (a pair of Roman coins minted during the reign of Nero), all my dope, and the kitten she gave me..



I wish I had been born gay.

 

Seems like a reasonable time to get the cops involved.

 

If you were gay you would have the luck of being with guys who would beat your *** on the way out the door. But I know what you mean or at least I have in the past. I now have an overhead baggage storage at the front door. They have to stow it all there and if they have more than that, they are put on stand by for a future flight that never arrives.

 

the fact that you owned cufflinks makes me wonder if you weren't gay all along.

the cat ownership removes all doubt.

 

Question : Why wasn't this cash/goods locked up?

Follow up question : Why did you let her have the combination/location?

dumb dumb dumb

 

Look at it this way-you could have been married, and had a lawyer come in and take everything but those items you just lost. Consider yourself lucky.

 

That's why you don't date strippers.

 

Quit picking up Dirk's cast-offs.

 

That sucks man. The kitten? f**k.

 

Well, be glad she took the kitten. You should have a dog anyway

 

I like to keep my 50K-in-cash hidden. There is this place I leave it, called a bank. They actually pay ME to let me keep it there. Suckers.

 

I’m a criminal defense lawyer in the Western District of Texas and I handle only those causes pending before the Federal Court.

My clients settle the bill with cash, so I have quite a bit of it just floating around.

And she’s not a stripper, but a Texas Tri-Delt, and like all Tri-Delt’s, she is wicked.

 

Delta Delta Delta, may I helpya helpya helpya?

 

Tri (a) Delt, everybody else has.

 

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Lets just hope she doesn't go out and do something stupid w/ 'your' gun, and you really should have a dog..

 

Criminal defense attorney... clients pay in cash... sounds like karma.

 

The original post sounds like it could be a quote from Kenny Powers.

 

Do you have some nekkid photos and/or video? If so, now is the time to sell them to the InterTubes.

 

Are your clients required to complete currency transaction reports when paying over $10K in cash?

 

That's a banking requirement; not relevant to a private transaction.

 

It was thought to be limited to banks originally but it has been interpreted to cover almost any cash transaction. I know Coin dealers must fill them out for the sale of bullion or coins. I know someone who had to fill one out for the purchase of a BMW for cash. Never heard about filling one out for purchase of personal services which was why I asked the question.