Scooter liability insurance agent. How much can you accidentally tear up with a scooter? Yet is is required by law.
Sitting on an empty road at midnight pointing a radar gun at people to make some money out of the first guy who dares to go 53 in a 45. May not stay cushy for long depending on your next call/assignment, but still...
"How much can you accidentally tear up with a scooter?" Wasn't it about a year ago that some guy on a bicycle hit and killed a pedestrian in Austin?
Mid-level managers at my office that gossip, surf the web, eat all day long and pretend like they've accomplished something after they regurgitate the same info during a meeting that was sent in an email 2 days prior.
You're doing it wrong. Graduate student is the cushiest **** ever. So you grade homework, big deal, you should already know that ****. Yeah it's annoying but so what. So you do homework; well, that's what you are here for. Plus you are getting paid and there's no tuition. So you do research; the real reason you are in graduate school, you are supposed to like it. You're inside all day, doing pointless **** that only 2 or 3 other people in the world will ever care about, hardly any heavy lifting. Beats the **** out of framing houses (my last job, not cushy). I'm in my 5th year in nuclear physics and it is so ******* cushy that it's more boring than anything else.
Sideline reporters at football games, Erin Andrews exception. or TV Announcers that know nothing about the teams they are announcing.
NCAA Enforcement Investigator - especially if your area of responsibility includes Norman, Oklahoma. HHD
County Courthouse Clerk doing vehicle title transfers in a certain county. They only do 2-3 title transfers per day. If you want more you have to come back the next day.
