The Zone Seating Truth Unveiled Many have speculated that the narrow seating arrangement at Kyle Field was a product of a maroon inferiority complex run amuck and that the seat width was simply derived from number crunching to insure that total seating capacity exceeded that of DKR. I have just received from a mole in the athletic department photographic evidence to disprove this theory and establish the truth behind the narrow seating arrangement. As you are probably aware, the Zone was recently completed and is true to its original design draft seen here. Then the seating width was determined by measuring the width of a typical Aggie date as shown here. The width of the typical Aggie is not relevant since he will be standing the entire game. Visiting fan’s comfort was not taken into consideration because they are most likely evil and not worthy of being at such a memorial to begin with. They may find it more enjoyable to listen to the game on the radio in the comfort of their room at the lovely and hospitable Ramada Inn and imagine that the game is televised.
That's actually much better looking than the average Aggie date. Somebody rigged the deal.Hook 'em!!!
****, Stan, you're going to turn this board into an aggie porno site if you keep publishing pictures like that!!![This message has been edited by Sangre Naranjada (edited 01-13-2000).]
I wish I could dig up my butt calculation post from way back..it would have gone well with the diagrams. Not like you need any more compelling evidence.ttt
Now I understand why they kept bragging how the field was perfectly engineered to drain water quickly and efficiently.Here we thought it was some kind of agricultural breakthrough, but instead it's just a big handle on the side of The Zone that Sarge pulls, followed by a giant sucking sound.I wondered what that giant blue disc was I passed by on my way up the ramps on T+1. It was a mammoth 2000 Flushes!------------------ All things being equal...... OU sucks.
Oh shucks, now all the aggies will come back over and get stuff on their screens. Stan, I wish you would tell me when you were gonna do this stuff and I would hire a couple of off-duty deputy sheriffs to come guard the yearling ewe pasture. The aggies will be out there all night "Whooping" and grabbing themselves. It really messes up the lamb crop!------------------ If God had not wanted them sheared, He would not have made them sheep!
Unless you are on the inside, you just wouldn't understand 'em. I guess I was wrong about my criticism of the Zone seat widths!
Damn that's funny Stan. You are killing me as usual. I do remember sitting in the zone at that game and they sold 25 tickets on our row and had 20 seats so I think you might be a little of on the second pic by about 5".HOOK'EM
Imagine if you will...Jim Carrey standing outside the Kyle Field gates in his best Ace Ventura:"Do NOT go in there!!!"(Thanks, Stan. This will provide fodder for countless jokes during the offseason)
Stan - I refuse to join the throngs sucking up to you. I have forwarded this post (as usual) to about twenty five friends.KECcfs60
Notice how this thread is conspicuously devoid of any aggie input? I guess they read what Stan had to say and a light bulb went off in their head.....------------------ The legislature shall as soon as practicable establish, organize and provide for the maintenance, support and direction of a University of the first class, to be located by a vote of the people of this State, and styled, "The University of Texas," for the promotion of literature, and the arts and sciences, including an Agricultural, and Mechanical department. -- Texas Constitution, Article 7, Section 10 No, aggies, you came 2nd. Please get this through your thick skulls.
article 20 section 16 one of the universities ends the century with a loss to a rival. does it warrant a response? flame wars are rampant enough.
Aggies... How many of you agree with the blue prints of the stadium. Did they really cut corners to say that you have more seating that DKR? Are you REALLY that inferior that you have to cut corners now? Maybe you should of hired the UT-Civil Engieering Dept. to finish the ZONE Properly? What a bunch of LOSERS... And one more thing... You can stick 20-16 up your CANDY ASSES...[This message has been edited by hairychest (edited 01-14-2000).]
ROTFLMAO!!!!!I'll give you a buck if you post that on Texags.com I'm sure they would love you for it.HOOK'EM!
Time well spent, Stud.While you are taking pictures, could you post the pictures of your "meeting" with Texanne? TexAgs will love this one.
This design was actually a well conceived plan by aggie engineers so as to insure "home field" advantage in their favorite post season bowl game.------------------ "Wear the right costume, and the part plays itself"
12thStudStan That pic is dead on it kind of favored some of the girls I saw at the game. Except yours has a shiner
You're killing me over here.------------------ "I left my heart in Austin on my visit, and I have to go back and get it" - BJ
