Father's Day

I'm asking for this!!!!

Overstock Watch

I'm tired of getting crappy gifts less than $50K and at least it's on sale.

 

Wow, never heard of watch costing that much. The Gshock one I want is like $130 I think.

 

The thing that makes it so expensive is the retractable titanium assassin's garrote hidden in the watch stem.

 

I just can't figure out why there is an unsold "over stock" of these watches.

 

That thing better pleasure me and then make me a sandwich for that price. Oh, and also cook a brisket to perfection.

 

From what I can tell it doesn't talk back so that's a start.

 

Holy crap, go read the comments. They're hilarious.