Hot Chicks with Douche Bags

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Gardner Barnes, Jan 2, 2008.

  1. FirstTimeLurker

    FirstTimeLurker 100+ Posts

    yes, how can they afford all this?? Not all of them are grandkids of mafia kingpins so how do they pull it off?
     
  2. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts


     
  3. KC-97HORN

    KC-97HORN 500+ Posts

    is there anyway to get the king of douche's web page to STOP playing that ****** up song?

    I only had about 40 seconds to scan through the pages before the sound started making my ears bleed- much like the sooners band playing non-stop on Wed night.....
     
  4. shotgun427

    shotgun427 250+ Posts

    The puffed up lips look can be hot on some girls. This is the first time I've ever seen a guy do it, oompa loompa or not.

    Honestly, what the feezee is up with these guys?
     
  5. Superfan

    Superfan 250+ Posts

    [​IMG]Isn't she a porn star? Breana Banks or something?
     
  6. Phil Hellmuth

    Phil Hellmuth 100+ Posts

    her boobs are more ****** up than that guys teeth.
     
  7. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    This site hits close to home. Girl I've liked (but been in the friend zone with) for several years was complaining today how this guy she loved pretended to care about her and then broke her heart, and now she's sick of falling in love because guys are such jerks. Hellloooooo - non-jerk guy who does care about you, right here talking with you!

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  8. TexasDan

    TexasDan 100+ Posts

    Stat you need to start rocking the Mandana.

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  9. CBDTexas

    CBDTexas 100+ Posts


     
  10. Mr Krinkle

    Mr Krinkle < 25 Posts

    I got banned for this particualr thread a few months ago.
     
  11. NCAAFBALLROX

    NCAAFBALLROX 1,000+ Posts

    Notice if you will that Mr. Mandana & $ 200.00 jeans is only in the VICINITY of said hawt chicks... he's not actually in physical contact.
    Now, for my money this one here needs analysis:

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    The glasses appear to be women's, they look like they were sized for a head 2 digits larger than his & they were obviously made for someone who has colossal cheeks.

    I really, really, really really
    want to know if these idjits understand what kind of an internet & iconaclastic joke they have become.

    The 'pouty lips' thing is such a moronically insane gesture it is beyond the ability to have discussion about. Honestly, you can't make these guys up... there is NO movie producer out there that would accept a script that would call for 1/1000th of the **** these dorks post on the intartubes. I don't even think Will Ferrel could pull it off with a straight face.

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  12. utexas_61

    utexas_61 500+ Posts

    no you didn't
     
  13. ERhine

    ERhine 250+ Posts


     
  14. TexasDan

    TexasDan 100+ Posts

    NCAA your Douche-Fu is strong but, it is no match for my Crane-Bag style!

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  15. NCAAFBALLROX

    NCAAFBALLROX 1,000+ Posts

    Dan, I [​IMG] to your superior Monkey - style poo flinging abilities.

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  16. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Dan, that came from the wrong site. That one goes on uglychickswithdouchebags.com
     
  17. hitbyacoke

    hitbyacoke < 25 Posts


     
  18. SMDhorn

    SMDhorn 250+ Posts

    hitbyacoke - priceless (the name, that is...)
     

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