How many 5-year-olds can you take in a fight?

www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/31

 

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this has been discussed many times, I'd also take a Bear over a shark in a fight

 

26

 

6

 

27

 

Lemme tell you something about 5 year old boys. They will go punchy on your weener in a fight.

Wearing a cup, I'd consider 45. Without a cup, 15 tops.

 

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21

 

26 Bring them rugrats on.

 

27, Awesome. Realistically though, probably only 8 or so. I'd get winded eventually. I think the trick would be to take one kid and completely destroy him so that it strikes fear in the ret of them.

 

rtc, that would work only under the assumption that 5-year-olds have souls, which we know to be questionable, based on scientific findings and watching them mercilessly abuse clowns at b-day parties.

 

17. Sounds about right. They will not be organized or unified, and a screaming adult will have a strong psychological effect.

 

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22. I have excellent balance (I was a gymnast) and I can kick over 3 feet (I was also a dancer).

And I would totally use a 5 year old as a weapon, but only if they attacked me first. That'll learn 'em!

 

30. i guess that sounds about right with no groin-kicking.

but once a kid is "out" (unconscious, as defined by the website) can you still use them as a weapon?

 

20. I think that's low.

 

28.

 

One at a time? 56.

All together? 5.

 

Are these true 5 year olds, or Mini Diktas?

 

you could take a whole lot in this thing

 

I feel this thread has taken a turn, for the better or worse, that's left for the future, but that van picture has me laughing uncomfortably...

You didn't steal that from neverland ranch, did you?

 

That picture has the Japanese guys here on the late shift with me wondering what the f**k I'm looking up

 

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Those of you talking "realistically" clearly haven't been around any 5 yr olds lately. If I have to follow the rules of a basketball court and can't touch the sides, then somewhere around 200. In an open field, with unlimited kids, infinity. 5 yr olds are ******* TINY man! It's just walking around and kicking those little maniacs in their chests, then stomping on their heads. 10 yr olds would be a different story.

 

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It is pretty much mandatory to grab one of the little ******** and swing him around. That takes out a solid 10 or so and strikes fear in the others.

 

Exactly what my dad says. He said he'd go after the kid that looks like my cousin, long and lanky. Grab him by the ankles and start swinging. First head to head knock would destroy the "club" boy. Then you could just start noggin-knockin' all the others with him.

 

what are the rules - it;s blocked here

 

You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

 

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