jokes for yer big brain

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Dionysus, Jun 28, 2013.

  1. Chop

    Chop 1,000+ Posts

    How do you spot an American dog in Paris?


    He’s the one that pees all over the cafe floor whenever the waiter answers ‘oui, oui’ to a question.
     
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  2. Chop

    Chop 1,000+ Posts

    What was Captain Kirk’s alma mater before he went to Starfleet Academy?







    aTm—he gave it away when he engaged in inter-species sex.
     
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  3. Chop

    Chop 1,000+ Posts

    My Chinese neighbor’s cat is a commie.

    He’s a Meowist.
     
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  4. Driver 8

    Driver 8 smoooove

    Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

    You can't tell me that was just a coincidence
     
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  5. Driver 8

    Driver 8 smoooove

    A man with an authority complex walks into a bar

    He orders everyone around
     
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  6. Driver 8

    Driver 8 smoooove

    People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones.

    But people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
     
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  7. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 5,000+ Posts

    Do you know what a dyslexic, anorexic, agnostic, insomniac does late at night?

    They lay in bed, awake, hungry, and wondering if there really is a dog.
     
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  8. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 5,000+ Posts

  9. Chop

    Chop 1,000+ Posts

    Ronald Reagan: "A rising tide lifts all boats."


    Mitt Romney: "A rising tide lifts all yachts."
     

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