Longhorns = Backstreet Boys

Kenny G is to John Coltrane.------------------
"All great nations behave like gangsters and all small nations behave like whores." Stanley Kubrick

 

as a mustache is to the Mona Lisa
as a boil is to a butt
as the Chicago Cubs fans to a Dodgers hat
as an anvil is to Wylie Coyote

 

....as Barney Pfife is to law enforcement!....as Hee Haw is to the New York Symphony....as the Clippers are to Basketball....as fire hydrants are to dogs[This message has been edited by Bullseye (edited 06-27-2000).]

 

as College Station is to College Park.

 

...as Cliff Claven is to useful information.

 

as Bill Clinton is to fidelity.as Monica Lewinsky is to "Shout" stain remover.as Mike Tyson is to sanity.as College Station is to Austin.

 

...as RC (Cola) is to Coca~Cola...as Marilyn Manson is to Van Halen...as Johnny Cochran is to Atticus Finch...as Janet Reno is to the female gender

 

Britain's eddie the eagle to ski jumping.

 

as Al Gore is to the Internet

 

Chuck Knoblauh is to errors.Go figure, he is an aggie.LOL[This message has been edited by paganboy (edited 06-27-2000).]

 

As Curling is to the Olympics.As Nero is to Rome.

 

As Mark Chimura is to the Girl Scouts...As Barry Switzer is to Airport Security...As Lawrence Phillips is to Ward CleverThis is too easy...................------------------

 

as the Bills are to the Super Bowl.They don't do well in big games.

 

I want it that way.

 

as methane is to mexican food

 

As Mike Tyson is to babysitting.

 

as Orenthal is to justice.

 

as Fightin Texas Aggie is to logic.

 

As Swole Ag is to Classic Post!!!

 

Strawberry Hill is to a great single malt.(For you tasters).

 

As Reba McIntire is to Ella Fitzgerald.

 

...as William Jean King is to Anna Kornikova...as "Ishtar" is to the American Film Institute Top 100...as Montezuma's Revenge is to a vacation in Mexico

 

as Toombs is to AA

 

as The Zone is to Top Rated Facilitiesas Reveille (?) is to a Seeing Eye Dog - (except of course, after she dies, then she can see the scoreboard !!)as the Aggie offense is to Exciting

 

As Kool-Aid is to Jonestown....

 

as John Rocker is to working brain cells.

 

John Rocker is to politcal correctness!
Houston Nutt is to class! 0ops.
Bogus is to a longhorn!(might have to delete this one)
Toombs is to MADD!ok, hey jmatt both Rebea and Ella are great singers!(although their styles, and types of music they sing are not comparable I give Ella a slight lead)

 

...Alexander calder was to scrap metal and a welding torch.

 

Sisyphus is to rocks.
Icebergs to the Titanic.great thread

 

The only thing that Mack has in common with the Backstreet boys is that some of the Ags have become enamored with him and his
"hyp(e}notic gaze" check this out.
http://boards.rivals.com/default.asp?sid=397&style=2&p=16&forumId=2825&action=ReadMsg&replytoid=4138042