Longhorns = Backstreet Boys

Red Soxs are to player traders.Microsoft C#(C-Sharp) is to Java.

 

As butt floss is to a thong....------------------

 

....as Bob Dylan is to opera.....as Dennis Rodman is to good taste.....as Pamela Anderson is to drama.you're right......this IS too easy.

 

..as yell leaders are to cheer leaders..as aggie sense is to common sense..as "how they think the rest of the world views them" to "how the rest of the world actually does view them"..as reveille is to BEVO..as "how aggies think the 2020 plan will work" to "hey, we aren't any different today in 2020 than we were in the year 2000!"..as aggie football is to wide receivers------------------
"From the inside looking out, you can't explain it. From the outside looking in, you are viewed as morons."

 

as "Waterworld" is to classic cinemaas moroon carrot is to worthy state spendingas College Station is to a quality life experienceas the aggie offense is to touchdownsdamn this is fun

 

As General Patton is to General Mills.
As Vicks Vapo-Rub is to Hemmorhoids.

 

The Rock says....
....as OU is to Not sucking........as an'm basketball is to winning.......as Wings N More is to Del Frisco's....as sheep are to real women........as Pamela Anderson is to flat chested.......as Howard Stern is to not liking lesbians........as the College Station Ramada is to the Austin Doubletree........as sex is to not feeling good..........as The Dixie Chicken is to Sixth Street........as The Peoples Elbow is to thinking/saying that OU doesn't suck.....

 

aTm is to football; as a Chihuahua is to a Rottweiler!

 

... as winAgs is to logic.Cakes

 

This post will be archived in the classic post thread, so everybody jump on in for to have your golden prose immortalized for the ages.TTTCakes

 

as Equal is to sugar.

 

....as Mack Brown is to testicular fortitude,....(Hawaii)

 

...as a mule is to the Kentucky Derby.

 

As Norman is to Austin!As Arkansas is to family values!!As A$M is to the UT of East Texas!!!and the list continues...

 

as Naughty Nikki is to chastity.
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Nothing says "I love you" like a good spanking.
Do you love me?

 

as Milli Vanilli is to singing.as William Shatner is to Shakespearian acting.as "Smokey and the Bandit, Part 2" is to Academy Award-winning movies.as Oliver Stone is to subtle, non-biased filmmaking.as auto racing is to sports.as Lawrence Phillips is to respecting women.as Jamaar Toombs is to designated drivers.as Sebastian Janikowski is to a law-abiding citizen of this country.as Edwin Simmons is to sartorial understatement.as R.C. Slocum is to appropriate Secretary's Day gifts.------------------
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man sending back soup at a deli."

 

diehard says...as the Texas Rangers are to World Series appearances.as Microsoft is to Apple.as Republicans are to Democrats.as homosexuals are to heterosexuals.as sharks are to minnows.as morons (Aggies) are to geniuses (UT grads)

 

...as water is to wine.