"AGAIN!" -Baby, from Disney's "Dinosaurs" on ABC, one of the worst and most expensive shows of all time. "For me to poop on." -Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
OK, I'm up to it. "Life's greatest pleasure is the sum of all the bad things that didn't happen to you."
My wife (though she wasn't at the time) did the same thing in the Jester Cafeteria years ago...talk about love at first sight. I think I'm going to make her another ice cream cone. Anybody else need a beer while I'm up?
Hasn't she finished that thing yet? Amateur. Nothing says "I love you" like a good spanking. Do you love me?
Is it ok to have Mira as the official HornFans poster girl? Just a thought... If it smells like fish, eat it!
Go ahead, Mira, take your time. Don't you mind that Naughty Nikki. "For me to poop on." -Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
Guess she got Viagra sprinkles on the cone. "I am the god of bonfire, and I want you to learn." "Look in my face, look in my soul, I begin to stupify."
what's the hurry Nikki. I am sure you would enjoy every lick too back where she belongs, ATT!!! "What became of subtlety?
I just want Mira on top for ou(sucks). I feel like everything good that's happened this year is because of our unofficial mascot. We left her off the top for the Stanford game and f**k if we didn't have to pay for that! Now I must go pinch my helmet. Again and again. Pinching. My helmet. Again. Pinching.....
How did this get all the way to the second page??? Maj. Doc Mills, spokesman for the Texas A&M Commandant's Office acknowledged that the Corps teaches "followership." Houston Chronicle, 8- 25-00 HOOK 'EM
i haven't visited the cactus cafe in over 3 months, but i was ever so delighted to see that mira is still with us. she wants me. "it's a shame that an entire family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs."
My resignation is on my desk at work. I'm going to Baskin Robins. "He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice." -Albert Einstein with Thanks and a tip of the hat to MM II
