Most economical way to open a floor safe?

Discussion in 'Horn Depot' started by ctrl+alt+del, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. TexasHooch

    TexasHooch 100+ Posts

  2. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del 500+ Posts


     
  3. ballrific

    ballrific 500+ Posts

    you're so going to have an "accident"
     
  4. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts


     
  5. Mrmyke709

    Mrmyke709 1,000+ Posts

  6. washparkhorn

    washparkhorn 2,500+ Posts

    Is the damn thing open yet?

    Seriously, this is dragging on worse than Gerald Rivera's opening Al Capone's vault.

    Crack it already.
     
  7. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts


     
  8. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts


     
  9. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    I just want to say I never heard of either of those two families, and have never been to Galveston and won't ever go back.
     
  10. Sii

    Sii 1,000+ Posts

    its now been a few days later

    why isnt this thing open yet? [​IMG]
     
  11. PipFunatUT

    PipFunatUT 500+ Posts

    i know if i lived in this house it would be opened in a day even if i had to use a spoon...


    maybe they found something good and are smart enough not to tell us heh
     
  12. milk_monitor

    milk_monitor 100+ Posts

    Obviously the internet connection at the new villa in Tahiti isn't working yet.
     
  13. TexasDan

    TexasDan 100+ Posts

    Was it ever opened?? [​IMG]
     
  14. NCAAFBALLROX

    NCAAFBALLROX 1,000+ Posts

    It's been 3 weeks now... we must know.

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  15. shotgun427

    shotgun427 250+ Posts

    We need an update! I hope it's drugs. How awesome would that be?
     
  16. TexasDan

    TexasDan 100+ Posts

    I smell a conspiracy.

    I think they got it open and are trying to screw us out of our cut.

    Give it to 'em Boom Boom!
     
  17. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts


     
  18. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    He got the satchel of money out of the safe, but there were a couple of transponders in the valise, and he is holed up down in Del Rio somewheres.
     
  19. SuperHero

    SuperHero 500+ Posts

    What you need is a drill, hose, a few gallons of water, 1/2 stick of dynamite and that puppy will bust right open.

    And seriously, WTF is taking so long? It's dragging on longer than Hornius eating that 17 (make that 18) YO can of Wolf Brand Chili.
     
  20. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del 500+ Posts

    It's still closed, guys. I will definitely update this thread when I find out.
     
  21. Sii

    Sii 1,000+ Posts

    wtf are you waiting for?
     
  22. tx 3 putt

    tx 3 putt 100+ Posts

    Bring it to the Hornfans Xmas party, it'll be the quest of honor.
     
  23. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts

    Dude, I'm gonna eat some Whataburger before this thing gets cracked.
     
  24. tx 3 putt

    tx 3 putt 100+ Posts

    Let's don't get crazy now Mac.
     
  25. TubaForce

    TubaForce 25+ Posts


     
  26. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del 500+ Posts

    Did I mention my friend is an Ag? The safe may open itself before this guy figures it out.
     
  27. NCAAFBALLROX

    NCAAFBALLROX 1,000+ Posts

    Tell him a sheep is in danger & stuck inside the safe...

    BANG!!! Off goes the door.

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  28. Lonestarman

    Lonestarman 100+ Posts

    This situation concerns me on a global level. And I am not pleased that an Aggie is now involved. If you tell me ranger65 is working on this project I am heading down to the bunker.
     
  29. GhostOfTomJoad

    GhostOfTomJoad 500+ Posts

    Are you going to wait until midnight, Dec. 24th to open it for the ultimate case of Christmas gift suspense?

    And this:

     
  30. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    The image of the aggy safecracker is all this story needed to elevate it to Inspector Cleausau/Pink Panther sequel status.
    Perhaps ctrl+alt+del could leap out and karate chop the guy when he is trying to pry the door with a kitchen knife.
     

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