My wife's Valentine's Day present

I just picked the cat up at the vet. $655.00. Yes, SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS.

I am going to get a red bow from Walgreens, tie it to the cat's collar with a note telling my wife I love her.

Think I can get away with this?

 

Since it appears you have absolutely nothing good to spend your money on, may I be the first to appeal to you for some down-payment assistance on my first house? Thanks in advance.

 

****, I'd just settle for him sending me $20.

 

please post before and after pictures

 

There's not a house cat on this planet worth $655 to me. I'd have told the vet to keep the damned thing.

 

Was $655 the fee to have it mounted and stuffed?

 

SNL has a great Weekend Update clip about "total cat replacement". I played it for a bunch of people at work and everyone was cracking up except this one meterosexual dude who's wife is 12 years older than him and whips him daily. It turns out he just spent $1K+ to fix a TWELVE YEAR OLD CAT he got in the marriage. It died anyway. Cat people are idiots.

 

Sure, you can get away with it if you want to spend the next month sleeping with Mr. Whiskers.
Or you could say nothing and go buy some flowers and a card over at the HEB, like 16,485 other guys were doing this evening.

 

I'd just like to point out that LHF68 and I just spent about $800 fixing out dog.

Happy Valentine's day, hon!! Love you!!

 

Smurfette:

So you would be happy with that as a Valentine's Day Gift ? ? ?

 

I also spent $800 fixing my dog about a year ago...

But dogs contribute to the family unit... Cats just scratch you...

 

I spent a grand on a dog who I originally found in the street because he had bladder stones. Seemed like a lot at the time, but I'm happy to have the little bastard around.

 

I would have boxed and shipped my girlfriend's cat to you for much less.

 

Pedigree: "Dogs Rule!"

Pedigree: "Cats Suck!"

 

smw-- seeing as I haven't gotten a VD gift in a lot of years... yes.

 

I like cats.

and dogs.

but mostly just labs. black labs.

 

$1,600 on our "free" Golden/mix. She ate glass. That's right, she had a gut full of glass. I defy you to find a dumber dog than one that will eat glass.

 

Set the cat on fire and take a picture.

Frame it.

Thats a present.

Hell, send me one too.

 

*****UPDATE*****

The girl scout cookies I ordered from my secretary's daughter just got delivered. Now my wife is getting the cat AND some girl scout cookies. Am I a good husband or what?