This is awful. I am ashamed to be an American. I am wearing Groucho Marx glasses all day so I won't be recognized. Of course, I am referring to our dismal showing in Olympics curling. The women are 0-2, and the men are 0-3. How can something like this happen? The coaches need to be tarred and feathered and run out of town. Should we all meet on the Congress Avenue bridge with protest signs this evening?