New recruiting rankings....

Once more, TH and company delivered the goods. These guys can close. Yes, this class has some holes in it. However, look for the closers to fill these holes with jucos and grad transfers. It's not how you start, it's how you finish.

 

MENSA Tom is just preparing Texas to lead the charge in forming a national 7-on-7 collegiate football league...which this roster would dominate...

 

Good read. Thanks for posting.

 

Liucci is just cornpone bumpkin and a fool.

 

Re: Tyler Owens--Nice interception runback for a TD against Highland Park (0:22 - 0:33 sec. of the Owens' Sr. film clips). He faked out so many Scots there were kilts all over the field.

 

Highland Park is totally appropriating Scottish Highlanders. We should protest!

 

Not many chodes can pull off the merkin the way Luicci can...

 

he looks like a smurf

 

I had to look up chode, merkin, and Luicci to make any sense of this. Didn't help.

 

Then again, they're a bunch of dudes in skirts. Maybe they're just getting to know their feminine sides--the PC crowd should approve of that.

(my 23 and me gene test showed a bunch of Scottish in there, and there's some "Mac"s in the family tree, so I'm free to say stuff like that without taking any self-righteous censures or reprimends from anyone...)

 

The merkin. It's right there on his chinny chin chin. And a chode is slang for perineum.

 

You mean a taint?