Official Clothing Store of the Douche

if you own anything by this designer, you are a certified douche.

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How do you know about that designer?

 

Yeah, I have to agree. Even knowing about that designer makes someone douche.

 

Check out the Japan jorts...torbush!

 

i'll submit my vote for structure/express men.

 

Jive lives in Dallas as I do. Ed Hardy wear is all over the place. Especially the sideways turned hat.

 

My God. The horror of that site and those "clothes." I would be significantly less embarrassed if someone caught me looking at a bestiality website.

 

wow, and that ed hardy site is a shmashmortion.

 

This is the anti-wolf shirt.

 

Wow.

 

I always wear Ed Hardy when in Vegas. It helps me fit in better at the Baccarat tables.

 

and... even bigger....
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Yeah.... and let me reiterate.. these are for MEN....
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Wearing briefs with the slogan "Love Kills Slowly" pretty much guarantees you're passing on a STD.

 

atrocious.

 

I was flipping channels the other night and noticed that the people on The Real World on MTV wear a bunch of crap by Smet. I just found out, by looking at the Ed Hardy Website, it is a related brand with Ed Hardy. Are rhinestones on mens' t shirts really cool ?

 

wolf shirt = cool

tiger pants = not so much.

 

Looks like Steel Shank's kung fu skills will come in handy the first time he sees some douche wearing that ****.

 

those arent even $200. weak sauce.

 

Jesus Christ, those jeans are just embarrassing.

And yes, the hat turned sideways is f'n queer.

 

at least those are new and trendy douches. what about their cousins from 972 that don't have access to an ed hardy shop? they revert to this.

 

What......no belly chains???

 

So now po has his own clothing line?

 

Agreed, that Affliction is the casualwear of the douche.

When the douche goes formal, however, he shops at Pink. It's a store. For men. Called "Pink." They should just drop the thin veneer and call it "Douche."

 

So I'm a big fan of underwear in general. Getting a pair with the proper fit looks hot on a guy.

I'm just going to say that while I would love to stare at those underwear models naked, those garments just weren't very flattering.

 

fire(head) sale!