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Discussion in 'Cactus Cafe' started by Longhorn_Fan68, Mar 25, 2008.
That looks like fun right there I don't care who ya are
Not sure if head first into a shallow pool is the right choice, but *** first might be fun after a couple brews.
Can we keep the blatant political stuff to the West Mall? I don't want to be Thread Police here but this has been a hilarious thread that's been going on for a long time and I'd hate to see that ruined.
well I laughed at the "comrades" bitching about use of gender language and the need to defeat capitalism.
Point of personal privilege noted.
This arrow can't point left.
Created by mathematician and sculptor Kokichi Sugihara using 3D-printer with a bunch of curves our brains don't register
Not getting it
Looks like a bridge with water under it. I think it is actually the top of a building, but the perspective is causing the bridge illusion.
Man The Onion is really falling behind Babylon Bee these days. They are just phoning it in.
It's the top of a taller building, after a big rain
Yeah, that's what I said, sort of.
Oh crap I see it now, that's an interesting illusion
Driver you are not alone
it took me a LONG LONG time.
Only got it after the explanation, jeez.
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
? I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
? When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
? A recent study has found that woman who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
? Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
? America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
? You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
? Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
? My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
? I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
? Money talks ..but all mine ever says is good-bye.
? You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
? If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
? I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
? My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
? Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!
? The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
? The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
? Money can’t buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch!
? The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
The Glock Ness monster