Post a picture that makes you lol

And let it slip out you have drugs hidden in your underwear.

 

I do? . . . OH YEAH! Hay lady cop! Come check this out!

 

Now, Now . . . I know a lot of sooner fans and 37% can:

a) Write their name with correct spelling
b) Can count up to number 14 (I don't know why it's just a thing)
c) Can sipher numbers up to 10.
d) Put on their britches correctly.
e) Still have 42% of their real teeth.

 

Son of a ***** is bragging - "be back in 30 minutes". We all know he could be back in 5-6 minutes.

 

Hell, for all we know, he IS in the back...and was done in mere seconds...he just wanted a half-hour break from being robbed.

 

Ain’t it the truth…

 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Smiling, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob, the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Oh good," the husband says. "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"