My classes just begun at Collin County Community Collage and I allready got a assinement in my Creative Riting class. I suppose to come up with a originale pome all my own.As you tsips now, aint much else Spider can thank off exsept the big game this weakend between the fightin Texas Aggies and the Noter Dame. So hears what I come up with... Look Out Noter Dame Look out Irish, Look out Noter Dame. Perpair to loose this football game. I laff at you domers that boast off tradition. We the ones with bonfire and tunnel vision. You may have the golden dome and the Cathlick Pope. We has maroon karrots and a fullback on dope. You may have NCs and Highsmens to boot. We has boy cheerleeders in ice cream sutes. You may have the 4 horsmen and a fella name Gipper. We has 4H Clubs and 300 pound strippers. You may have Newt Rockny and that old Irish luck. We has RC Slocum and the seckrataries he's (bin frendly with). You may laff at our shaved heads and our hick overalls. Just wate till we bend over and skweeze our aggie balls. You may mock us and you may tease us. But we goeing to turd on touchdown Jesus. gig'em
c a n ' t t yp e, l a u gh ing t o o h a r d "Some people should die. That's just unconscious knowledge." -- "Pigs in Zen", lyrics by Perry Farell, music by Jane's Addiction
SpiderAg, Finally we have a poet who can fill the void left by Dr. Seuss. If only I'd known about you when I needed wedding vows.
I have a feeling this is gonna be in the classics soon. "Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dogs rear end every day." Darrell K. Royal The Link to my webpage.
Seems like Quad C in Plainole Texxus dropped its admissions standards if it let SpiderAg in. "Some people should die. That's just unconscious knowledge." -- "Pigs in Zen", lyrics by Perry Farell, music by Jane's Addiction
You owe me a new keyboard. Tears. Laughing. About to lose job. Glad my boss is a 'horn; he'll love it. ************** *hook 'em all* ************** From the inside, I don’t know where the hell I am. From the outside, I can’t find it. ---anonymous ag
Tears are coming outta my eyes, I really needed a good laugh, thanks spidey YA'LL CAN GO TO HELL, I'M GOING TO TEXAS! - D. CROCKETT<P>
"We has RC Slocum and the seckrataries he's (bin friendly with)" Abso-frickin-lutely Beautiful "The jive *** trickery, that makes this anything...but what it is" - The Gourds
This is a gem. I have a feeling this one will be making the email rounds like an earlier "Houston Hurrican Evacuation Report". Simply fantastic. HOrange "It's the closest thing to God down here" --Chris Simms
This is why the internet was invented. Says it all. Roll over, Sheakspiere. "Look out kid, they keep it all hid."
My favorite couplet: You may have the golden dome and the Cathlick Pope. We has maroon karrots and a fullback on dope. I love it. "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man sending back soup at a deli." Edited by Shadowdancer on 8/30/00 08:29 PM.
Spidey - You Are the Man! I can see every ag staying up hours on end trying to come up with something half as witty! Kudos. - God Bless Texas!
Genius, Genius, Genius Old Limerick Horn was going to write some witty response but then I realized that any effort I might make would pale in comparison to the future Valedictorian of old C4. Therefore, I shall lurk in the shadows of the spot light that shines on SpiderAg. By the way, you guys should see 'em around here when they try to talk about Collin County Community College-Sring Creek Campus. Try that after a few beers.
I'm printing this out for the English teachers at the high school I teach for...they're all Ags. : "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline...It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least, you need a beer." Frank Zappa
