So I'm taking my morning "break", just sitting in the first stall (studies show that is the cleanest) taking care of business. It's pretty early, and no one else in the entire bathroom. I hear the door open, and some mouth breather comes huffing in, and rather than follow the skip a stall rule (there are 4 + the handicapped one still available), this dude parks it right next to me and proceeds to unload with unrestrained volume. Only thing worse would have been if he had started a phone convo. mid-plop. sorry, had to rant.