Texas is the Ultimate Oxymoron

How can you have the best RB in the country, and at the same time have no running game? Answer: Poor Offensive Line and Poor Coaching. It's mind numbing.

 

Actually, it is pretty simple to figure out.

What is mind numbing is the quantity of alcohol required to cope with the results of such a simple equation.

 

Baker,

I invite you to revisit the UVA game in Charlottesville. That Thursday at lunch I went to see my good friend Rick Lantz at the McCue Center. He handed me my tickets and said, “50 yard line behind the Texas bench because I want you to have a good view of the *** kicking coming your way”.

Yes, Ricky was the best RB in the country, and yes, that was the longest night of his life. It’s called “coaching”

 

I hope he also gave you a handy mirror or two...

That may be the funniest unintentional typo in a long, long time.

 

SN,

Thanks. Typing on an iPhone has its challenges.

 

I see what you did there...