The cursing thread

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Gardner Barnes, Sep 27, 2006.

  1. 77horn

    77horn 500+ Posts

    Cum Gargling Bastard!
     
  2. orange avenger

    orange avenger 25+ Posts

    'Turn this car around, you, you, assholish bastardly fuckball'

    Uttered near Bastrop by my drunken sister, to my drunken brother, on the occasion of his redirection of the automobile to New Orleans and Mardi Gras one night when he was supposed to be taking people (McGoo, Doug the Slug, and Jeffro) home from a party in South Austin.
     
  3. Bookman

    Bookman 1,000+ Posts

    Golden fucknuggets.
     
  4. gobears92

    gobears92 Guest

    goddam cum chugging ***-back walking sac of afterbirth!

    compliments of my company commander in Naval bootcamp..
     
  5. WideHorns

    WideHorns 25+ Posts

    gobears...
    I think we may have had the same CC...haha
    His name was AO1 Hamilton and he once told me---

    while marching to the galley one morning..I got out of step and was ******* everybody up.

    "Wideman if you don't get your **** wired tight I'm gonna drop-kick you in your ******* throat"

    5 years later I bumped into a guy at the enlisted club in Oceana,Va.that was in boot camp with me... He repeated that phrase word for word and laughed his *** off.
     
  6. gobears92

    gobears92 Guest


     
  7. Jive_Turkey

    Jive_Turkey 1,000+ Posts

    Saw this on another thread:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    f**k
    f**k who?
    f**k you
     
  8. toucan82

    toucan82 1,000+ Posts

    My roommate after getting screwed on a replay in Madden:

    ****. God... cock
     
  9. DAGMAR

    DAGMAR 250+ Posts

    meecrob
     
  10. lowery21

    lowery21 250+ Posts

    "You throbbing cock vein." Uttered to me after making a nice long put.
     
  11. Gadfly

    Gadfly 250+ Posts

    Best insult:

    You're a dried up jizz-ball hanging from the world's pubes.
     
  12. Mike_Tyson

    Mike_Tyson 500+ Posts

    "See You Next Tuesday"
     
  13. numbereleven

    numbereleven 250+ Posts

    Hallelujah, holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
     

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