This is why academics are funny

Discussion in 'West Mall' started by ProdigalHorn, Dec 9, 2013.

  1. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Ok leaving aside the tone of the article and the whole "it's liberals' faults" theme, I think most of us would fall into the "they did a STUDY to figure this out???" camp.
    Study: Men check out women that have attractive bodies


     
  2. GreenDragonSix

    GreenDragonSix 100+ Posts

    HAHAHAHAHHA!!!

    It's going to happen no matter what they try to control or teach!!!

    12-18 y/o males are going to do it! They are gonna be checking out chicks at school, the mall, the bowling alley, the movie theaters, the parties on the weekends!!!

    Now take into consideration the 18-24 male year range.....College, spring breaks, South Padre Island....HAHAHAhAhAHAHAH!!!
     
  3. Clean

    Clean 5,000+ Posts

    That's a procreative drive that comes from deep in our lizard brain. Not even liberals can change it.

    I was at a local mall over the weekend. It was cold, for S. Texas, and most young, hot chicks were wearing skin tight, clingy "pants" that looked like something a female would wear to an aerobics class and boots. Yehaa! They looked like high dollar hookers. I hate to sound like a male chauvinist, but if you don't want "the look" don't dress like Miley Cyrus at the MTV awards.
     
  4. Mr. Fiesta

    Mr. Fiesta 1,000+ Posts

    GUILTY! But I don't care..... [​IMG]
     
  5. Seattle Husker

    Seattle Husker 10,000+ Posts

    This is something we can all agree on. There are idiots in every occupation.
     
  6. Larry T. Spider

    Larry T. Spider 1,000+ Posts


     
  7. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    I think a better use of funding would be to find out why some guys prefer big boobs and some say more than a handful is a waste. I've always been confused why anyone would prefer flat chested women.
     
  8. wewokahorn

    wewokahorn 250+ Posts

  9. Mr. Deez

    Mr. Deez 10,000+ Posts


     
  10. Uninformed

    Uninformed 5,000+ Posts

    I think aim is a bigger problem than splashback, especially if you don't have a good solid stream flowing.

    The Link
     
  11. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    I dunno, we had a pretty eye-opening time in our new building. After a week I'd walk in and look at the floor under the urinals, and you could see a v-shaped pattern of sprinkles where splashback was bouncing out and onto the floor. Of course, that may have been a design flaw on the past of the urinal production team.
     
  12. Seattle Husker

    Seattle Husker 10,000+ Posts

    We're all a bunch of old fogies on this board caring more about urination splash-back than oogling women.

    My wife for one would like to know why I can't stop myself from staring at some nice perky breasts that we pass as we walk down the mall.
     
  13. gecko

    gecko 2,500+ Posts

    we will all be felons if this gets any traction
     
  14. Mr. Fiesta

    Mr. Fiesta 1,000+ Posts

    I volunteered to participate in the "eyes up" study and am willing to sacrifice my time for the enrichment of others if there are other studies such as this.
     

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