Trouble in Paradise?

You know you have low character if Petrino snubs you.

 

Sabre knows a different side of him, but for the common football fan I agree. Jimbo is on an island right now in College Station. And that island isn’t even Galveston. It’s a bad island on the Brazos.

 

Imagine being on an island and instead of Ginger and Mary Anne, you get Listeater and Honey Boo Boo.

 

Reminds me of my heyday in the early 80’s.
I’d go home with Ginger and wake up with Listeater.

 

Those beer goggles ruined many a fine man.

 

NR,

That's why you never take them home with you. If you go to her place, you can get up and leave when you want to. If she goes to your place, you're stuck until she decides to leave or you are stuck with a hangover and having to start drinking until she's pretty again.

 

Sabre- sad to say I attempted both methods.
I have some scary stories from being away from the home field.

 

NR
Go on

 

I laugh {loud) every time someone says "list eater".

 

That happened back in the days of SoonerFarks. That was hands down the funniest site on the web at the time. My son and I would sit for hours and roll on the floor laughing at the stuff those guys would post. Didn't hurt that the majority of their skills were aimed squarely aggy.

 

Mikey Gilley wrote a song about that.

 

Vipe
But we still need details from NR

 

Twice I was unsure if I would leave the apartment or the hotel off 35- I’m think it was called the Villa Capri.
Both incidents had me sprinting across the parking lot with an angry female shouting sundry insults on a balcony after I changed my mind on the decision to continue with the original plan.
Another time this girl transformed into a serial killerish psycho. I was genuinely scared.
The 80s were a crazy time in Dallas. Confetti was next to LaBare.

The girls were super aggressive.

 

I still have scars on my arm where I tried to chew it off.

 

But hey, their woes aren't just on the gridiron...

Wofford vs. Texas A&M - Men's College Basketball Box Score - December 20, 2022 | ESPN

 

But the aggies were winning at half time.

 

That's a huge victory alone. Not many teams can hang with the terriers.

 

That game was the only away game win for the terriers this season. and reed arena is the home of the sixth man.

 

Lost to the w-sips. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

And then they ran out of time.

 

Their balls ran out of air...

 

sec...sec...sec...oh. Wait.

 

They only have baseball to look forward to now. Would be funny if that crashes this season too.

 

Coyotes are not the only animal that will chew off a limb to get out of a trap. Raccoons will do so as well. Was she coyote ugly or raccoon ugly?

 

It was indeed. Now it's the practice bubble.

 

And you have to live with sober daylight memories. The sun can be cruel.

 

Chin,

Just one more time that you swear you will NEVER drink again, and pray you don't have to walk her to the door at Kinsolving.

 

Damn, NR, you were one of those rich kids springing for the Villa Capri. Terrace on South Congress was $7 for a room, TV connection was extra.

 

Yes

 

Nice pool and they didn't chase the hot chick pool crashers away. (or so I have been told).