When life gives you lemons...

Make lemonade.
I'd like to kill the sonofabitch who came up with that witticism.
Last weekend my hot water heater blew up and flooded the kitchen.
This morning?
The tranny in my Jeep let go. While I'm limping into work, the alternator decides to join the FAIL party.

 

When life gives you lemons, squeeze one into a hefeweizen.

 

^

 

Guapo is so so wise.

 

At least it was on Stagecoach Rd. instead of IH 35. That would have sucked royally.

 

did any of your db fellow jeep owners that give you the "jeep wave" stop to help?

 

I didn't see the high school kid in the Wrangler this AM.I made it in, it's just slipping like crazy. Gonna be a fun ride home.Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

 

Whew....made it. She was ok for 5-6 miles, then she started to let go.
Looks like I've got the day off tomorrow. ....grrrrr
I'm going to drink heavily tonight.

 

. . .go get the tequila.

 

C'mon, MrMyke, turn that frown upside down!!!! Because it sounds like you've got a case of the Mondays. On Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I believe you'll get your *** kicked for saying somethin' like that around here.

 

Find someone who's life game them vodka?

 

...make lemon pie?

 

MrMyke has been studying at the feet of po1d.

Nicely done.

 

nicely done, myke...nicely done

 

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