Garth the panty thief I lived at the Towers during the 2000-2001 school year and remember some of the girls that lived there complaining of having their underwear stolen from the laundry room.
Ole Garth might be a little strange, but I'll wager not many of you could top his record in the clean and jerk.
I never stole 93lbs of panties, but I must admit me and my rooommate did think it was funny to take panties out of one machine and put them into someone else's machine at the apartment laundry. Just the idea of a dude going through his clothes when he got back to his place and finding some panties and wondering where they came from cracked us up. The idea that his GF might find them and have some questions for him was even funnier.
7th Floor - Jester West - 1995/96.... same thing.. some dude was stealing the ladies undies... it made it awkward to even do your own laundy because all too often some chick would leave her **** in there when you needed a machine... so you'd unload it and leave it on top... I always feared getting caught with someone's thong in my hand as I moved their **** over.
My parents came up for a visit one weekend and found a bra in my room. The following conversation unfolds: Mom: T, what the hell is this? Me: Ugh...I'm a cross dresser. Mom: ********. This is a big cup size too. Dad: Well alright! He ain't dating no member of the itty bitty titty committee. Mom: You have always liked them chesty.
Yeah, everyone knew that mofo was weird as hell, then all those came out. He was the head security guard, and when people were out for winter vacation he'd go into their rooms, rearrange their **** and take naked pictures of himself. All with that ******* weird *** cheap cigar he was always smoking. He is so ******* creepy. He also took pictures of people whenever they passed out in the hallways/laundry room. And he would root through the rooms and get everyones bongs and pieces and like arrange them, and take pictures. Of course he got fired when the weird *** pictures hit the interwebs. Just remembering that guy creeps me the hell out.
