Who was your first kiss?

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Praise of Folly, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. Praise of Folly

    Praise of Folly 100+ Posts

    Do you remember his/her name?

    For me, her name was Dawn. It happened at South Padre. I was 15. I was on a church trip. My parents didn't want me to go. I went anyway and was gone for 3 days. My parents were pissed.

    On the bus ride home, the youth director passed out trophies for each of us for the activities over the weekend. I received the "all night long" trophy because I was out all night (till 6 a.m. sitting on the beach) with this particular woman.
     
  2. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    why is this on esther's?
     
  3. Benson32

    Benson32 1,000+ Posts

    dawn, the tranny from port arthur?
     
  4. Lonestarman

    Lonestarman 100+ Posts

    As we learned in Dawn of the Dead:

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  5. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden 500+ Posts

    Praise is an animal. He can't even go on a church trip without winning an award. I wonder what it is like to dominate life and those around you?
     
  6. some chick showed me the hide and seek when i was in preschool. then she kissed me the way daddy kissed her.
     
  7. Horny04

    Horny04 100+ Posts

    Back in the day the body of this post would have been about marta and a tranny named Sancho and ended with a bunch of [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] ,,, [​IMG]
     
  8. Praise of Folly

    Praise of Folly 100+ Posts

    Oh, Tyler, you're a lot of fun.

    Can you answer the question? Did you have a first kiss? Do you have anything to say about it?
     
  9. Horny04

    Horny04 100+ Posts


     
  10. hitbyatrain

    hitbyatrain 250+ Posts

    NO TRANNIES
     
  11. hitbyatrain

    hitbyatrain 250+ Posts

  12. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts

    This can only end badly. Of course, it may have started badly. But it's going to end badly.
     
  13. atxbaby

    atxbaby 250+ Posts

    Why do you continue to post this **** on Esther's? Are you a masochist or what?

    Nobody comes to Esther's to talk about emotions or any other wussified **** like this. Take it to Quack's please.
     
  14. GakFoo

    GakFoo 500+ Posts

    real creepy
     
  15. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    That's weird, Dawn was my first kiss too
     
  16. Jive_Turkey

    Jive_Turkey 1,000+ Posts


     
  17. tx 3 putt

    tx 3 putt 100+ Posts

    Let's get this story straight, was it Dawn or Don ??

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  18. Praise of Folly

    Praise of Folly 100+ Posts


     
  19. bevorules

    bevorules 100+ Posts

    Who is your mother?
     
  20. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    Was Don the priest? It's not too late for counseling.
     
  21. Real_Texas

    Real_Texas 25+ Posts


     
  22. BattleshipTexas

    BattleshipTexas 1,000+ Posts

    Do cousins count?
     
  23. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts


     
  24. Praise of Folly

    Praise of Folly 100+ Posts

    Of course, there are more snide comments on this thread. I guess that's what y'all like to do. Yeesh.

    I was just asking for people to talk about their first kiss and how that played out. It was a pretty significant moment for me. If you don't have a story, then I'm not sure what you're trying to add to the discussion.

    I thought my South Padre adventure was pretty cool. If you don't have anything to add ... ok.
     
  25. Lonestarman

    Lonestarman 100+ Posts


     
  26. Math Mudrat

    Math Mudrat 250+ Posts


     
  27. longhornmatt

    longhornmatt 25+ Posts

    I was 13. We had been working on a school project together for weeks, so we had grown pretty close (btw, the project got an A+ and mention in the local newspaper). I would do most of the work, sometimes like 6 hours straight. She mostly did "staff" duties, like watching tv and talking on the phone to her friends. I could tell she was into me.

    Anyway, one night I was riding my bike, which I used to call "Stallion," and I saw her outside her house. This could have been fate, or it could have been a relatively predictable event given the fact that I circled her house for at least two hours every night. That's up for you to decide.

    So when she saw me, she came over to ask what I was doing. I asked if she liked the friendship bracelet I gave her at school that day (I had given her one every day for a couple of weeks, but this one was particularly meaningful). She said, "What? Um, yeah I guess. But listen, you've really got to stop ..."

    And I cut her off right there because I knew this was my chance. I moved in and gave her a kiss right on the lips. I have been told by many sources that I am a great kisser, so I am sure she enjoyed it. I just wish it had led to something more, but alas, she had to wash her hair that night and then pretty soon after that she had moved to different house, transferred to a different school, and her family's phone number went unlisted.

    Even though I have kissed literally hundreds of women since then, I still look back and think maybe she was the one who got away. [​IMG]
     
  28. KaiserSoze

    KaiserSoze 250+ Posts

    Ok, I'll play. 2nd grade... Sara L... at the Nottingham Elementary School playground... we started watching "movies" together in 6th grade. Good times. I still wonder whatever happened to her. I loved playing with her hair and wrestling in the sleeping bags.
     
  29. Real_Texas

    Real_Texas 25+ Posts


     
  30. Macanudo

    Macanudo 2,500+ Posts

    matt, that brought a tear to my eye.
     

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