Trouble in Paradise?

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Vol Horn 4 Life, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    coming to the Olympics in 2028
     
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  2. bystander

    bystander 10,000+ Posts

    Now they're laying off many people and blaming it on NIL. Some were long-time employees. They acted like the money for Jimbo was just laying around, you know, no problem. It never ends with these people.
     
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  3. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    ^^ Jimbo Eruption$ !!!

    Never underestimate aggy ability to F things up for themselves!
     
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  4. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

     
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  5. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    I'd imagine sharing a stall with 3 Banditos after downing 4 or 5 fried burritos from a Monahans Allsups in the heat of August would be better than a day in College Station...
     
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  6. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    That was written with such precise detail. Makes me wonder if you lived the experience at one time in the past.
     
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  7. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    Well...I've experienced Allsup's, fried burritos, and Monahans in August. But I've never shared a stall with 3 Banditos. That part was just poetic license on my part.
     
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  8. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Well, keep it on your bucket list. You never know what may happen in your lifetime!
     
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  9. TEXAS1983

    TEXAS1983 250+ Posts

    I would imagine 3 deep fried burritos at one sitting might necessitate an actual bucket.
     
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  10. Chinstrap

    Chinstrap 1,000+ Posts

    Those silly boys give milkmen a bad name. At one time my Dad had to deliver milk to feed my Mother and five kids and he would have run over those panty waists.
     
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  11. VYFan

    VYFan 2,500+ Posts

    Milkmen have been suspected in some paternity uncertainties, so I hear.
     
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  12. TEXAS1983

    TEXAS1983 250+ Posts

    That would probably rule out the Aggie milkmen. Surely no woman wants to introduce that into the family gene pool.

    That, and I've heard that yell leader sperm is too busy whooping to fertilize anything.
     
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  13. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    Well, When it comes to the aggy milkmen, it’s their own fathers who are casting doubt..

    I know if my son ends up being an aggy milkmaid I will be going on Maury. Not the father not the father not the father please let it be not the father
     
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  14. Gylcomer

    Gylcomer 500+ Posts

    Visiting even for as little time as a fraction of an instant, much less a full minute, would ever be on my list…unthinkable to imagine a full day in College Station.

    Sharing a 100 degree stall with multiple flatulent Banditos…that’s an everyday, Trans-Pecos experience. It’s the Brandonistas I fear.
     
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  15. Walking Boss

    Walking Boss 2,500+ Posts


     
  16. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Two questions:
    1. Why do this?
    2. And what does “Batchelor” mean?

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  17. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life Good Bye To All The Rest!

    Pretty sure Batchelor is the dealer.
     
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  18. humahuma

    humahuma 1,000+ Posts

    I think that is an ad for sheep
     
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  19. Vino Bevo

    Vino Bevo Wine - how classy people get drunk

    Vol is correct on #2 - that's a Cadillac dealer in San Antonio, but humahuma is actually closer to the truth as far as why the owner actually positioned things as they did, and that answers #1.
     
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  20. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

     
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  21. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

     
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  22. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Oldie but goodie. That came out before last season when Jimbo was still coaching.
     
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  23. EDT

    EDT 1,000+ Posts

    BREAKING NEWS, Texas A&M has been submitting some serious offers to OU in hopes that General Booty the goat will transfer!!!
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  24. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    ALLSOME!!

    LC, I missed that in the past. However, if I could give you 2 winner awards I would!
     
  25. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

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  26. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Texas’ top ranked softball team will play in the super regionals against Aggie next weekend. Another chance to show who is big brother (sister?).
     
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  27. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

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  28. guy4321

    guy4321 2,500+ Posts

    Wait, did Dirty's really get it!? The one? Seems like a fun thing to replicate and place at a restaurant in Austin...
     
  29. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Meanwhile, Texas adds 15 new Conference Championship trophies to our trophy case this year plus X (still to be determined) National Championship trophies
     
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  30. Chinstrap

    Chinstrap 1,000+ Posts

    Jiz Jar doner!
     
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