Trouble in Paradise?

[Detective Shilala]

various flounces, leg tucks, and above the head air wanking… … tai chi for numb nuts routine.

coming to the Olympics in 2028

 

[bystander]

Now they're laying off many people and blaming it on NIL. Some were long-time employees. They acted like the money for Jimbo was just laying around, you know, no problem. It never ends with these people.

 

[WorsterMan]

^^ Jimbo Eruption$ !!!

Never underestimate aggy ability to F things up for themselves!

 

[mchammer]

 

[George Bailey]

I'd imagine sharing a stall with 3 Banditos after downing 4 or 5 fried burritos from a Monahans Allsups in the heat of August would be better than a day in College Station...

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

I'd imagine sharing a stall with 3 Banditos after downing 4 or 5 fried burritos from a Monahans Allsups in the heat of August would be better than a day in College Station...

That was written with such precise detail. Makes me wonder if you lived the experience at one time in the past.

 

[George Bailey]

That was written with such precise detail. Makes me wonder if you lived the experience at one time in the past.

Well...I've experienced Allsup's, fried burritos, and Monahans in August. But I've never shared a stall with 3 Banditos. That part was just poetic license on my part.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Well, keep it on your bucket list. You never know what may happen in your lifetime!

 

[TEXAS1983]

Well, keep it on your bucket list. You never know what may happen in your lifetime!

I would imagine 3 deep fried burritos at one sitting might necessitate an actual bucket.

 

[Chinstrap]

You have to give that milkman credit: the various flounces, leg tucks, and above the head air wanking movements are oddly intricate and precise.

There's real dedication there.

He probably invested a lot of time in learning and practicing that tai chi for numb nuts routine.

Those silly boys give milkmen a bad name. At one time my Dad had to deliver milk to feed my Mother and five kids and he would have run over those panty waists.

 

[VYFan]

Milkmen have been suspected in some paternity uncertainties, so I hear.

 

[TEXAS1983]

Milkmen have been suspected in some paternity uncertainties, so I hear.

That would probably rule out the Aggie milkmen. Surely no woman wants to introduce that into the family gene pool.

That, and I've heard that yell leader sperm is too busy whooping to fertilize anything.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Well, When it comes to the aggy milkmen, it’s their own fathers who are casting doubt..

I know if my son ends up being an aggy milkmaid I will be going on Maury. Not the father not the father not the father please let it be not the father

 

[Gylcomer]

Well, keep it on your bucket list. You never know what may happen in your lifetime!

Visiting even for as little time as a fraction of an instant, much less a full minute, would ever be on my list…unthinkable to imagine a full day in College Station.

Sharing a 100 degree stall with multiple flatulent Banditos…that’s an everyday, Trans-Pecos experience. It’s the Brandonistas I fear.

 

[Walking Boss]

Well, When it comes to the aggy milkmen, it’s their own fathers who are casting doubt..

I know if my son ends up being an aggy milkmaid I will be going on Maury. Not the father not the father not the father please let it be not the father

 

[mchammer]

Two questions:
1. Why do this?
2. And what does “Batchelor” mean?

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Two questions:
1. Why do this?
2. And what does “Batchelor” mean?

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Pretty sure Batchelor is the dealer.

 

[humahuma]

I think that is an ad for sheep

 

[Vino Bevo]

Vol is correct on #2 - that's a Cadillac dealer in San Antonio, but humahuma is actually closer to the truth as far as why the owner actually positioned things as they did, and that answers #1.

 

[WorsterMan]

 

[LonghornCatholic]

 

[mchammer]

Oldie but goodie. That came out before last season when Jimbo was still coaching.

 

[EDT]

BREAKING NEWS, Texas A&M has been submitting some serious offers to OU in hopes that General Booty the goat will transfer!!!

 

[WorsterMan]

ALLSOME!!

LC, I missed that in the past. However, if I could give you 2 winner awards I would!

 

[WorsterMan]

 

[mchammer]

Texas’ top ranked softball team will play in the super regionals against Aggie next weekend. Another chance to show who is big brother (sister?).

 

[ViperHorn]

 

[guy4321]

Wait, did Dirty's really get it!? The one? Seems like a fun thing to replicate and place at a restaurant in Austin...

 

[1sahorn]

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Meanwhile, Texas adds 15 new Conference Championship trophies to our trophy case this year plus X (still to be determined) National Championship trophies

 

[Chinstrap]

Two questions:
1. Why do this?
2. And what does “Batchelor” mean?

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Jiz Jar doner!